Beat em" and Eat em" LAWLZ

   Well if the title doesn't say enough the masturbating madman and sperm guzzling women surely will. Beat em' & Eat em' is in a league similar to that of Custer's Revenge. But instead of raping you drink milky goodness that falls from the skies shot out by man who apparently has had a case of the blue balls for the past 37 years.

   Yes, this game features a man on a building blowing loads down to two women below who run to catch it in no other place but their mouth. The game play is very hard to control as you have to have where to stand  down to the fucking T in order to catch this Atari Peter North's yellow (yes, his sperm is yellow) baby batter. If you are even a 1/64 of an inch off then you get nothing, bu then again why you should want it in the first place? And the difficulty curve is fucking insane, you go from catching a few meager drops to out right bukkake in one round and the fact you have to stand so insanely perfect to catch the loads makes it  near to impossible. Think of Stop and Watch Gallery's Oil Trouble except when you have collected all of Bowser's Oil Peach runs out and Mario and herself began to furiously give one another oral sex.

   And that is it. There are no other features to this game at all except it continues to get progressively more difficult to the extent of your reflexes have to run on pure muscle memory if you can even make it that fucking far. And that is all this game to feature, literally. The content  level is on the same shit level of Custer's Revenge. It has less content then Solitaire. It has less content than Atari's fucking unfinished Pac-Man. And that will finish this game, that is all we can discuss about the  game.

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