So all of us at one time or the other have played a video game and if you play any amount of video games then we will run into a bad video game. But what if we ran into something so just God awful, something so full of shit and 3 day old pus that it made us physically sick to play it? But what if in this mix there was something just blatantly offensive? Well here we have some of the worst and just plain offensive games to date. Here we go...
To start the list let's try something that is known for being awful even 30 some odd years ago. Also it features something that most of us find pretty offensive which is none other than, well, RAPE. Not just rape but rape of a Native American tied to a cactus. ? Yeah no one gets it either. But here it is in all of it's 8-bit genital flopping, rapping glory, Custer's Revenge.
Well the cover of this game give away quite a bit. It features a nude Looney tunish Custer sweating over an apparently gigantic Native American woman. Also a nice little tee pee is in the background which is also featured in the game. And if all of this isn't enough then the bold black warnings saying that it is an adult only game and it is not to sold to minors will def. be a dead give away.
Well lets get down to game play. This consist of you, Custer, running the amazing feat of 10 yards or so to a Native American woman who is tied to a cactus in the middle of some blocky flesh colored desert to rape her dressed in nothing but his scarf, hat and cowboy boots. But beware! From the skies rain down pixelated arrows shot by some unknown assailants from off the screen.Oh and these arrows have no rhythm or timing they really just wildly fire and as you progress the off screen bowmen begin firing so quickly you don't have time to even react. Literally screens will start off with a barrage of arrows flying the speed of smell killing you before you have time to move. And if there are that many people wildly firing arrows, why not charge this ONE man and kill him saving the woman? But is only half the fun, the point of all of this is to make it to the woman and pelvic thrust her all the way up to 50 whopping points in which I can only guess he ejaculates finishing the level. Then what do we do? The same thing over again. And again. And again. Then you know what? We repeat this for an unknown time, if you play this all the way to the end or a kill screen you need to stop playing this piece of shit and get some help not based on the plot alone but the mere repetitiveness and shitty design.Well here is a little taste of game play.
Yup, it is exactly what it looks like. Also, why is she smiling?
Well if this starts with Custer raping Indians then what can be next?
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