Here is something that just has to be good, a video game make of a movie. Yeah, those have NEVER failed and with this being such a heart warming movie that was a landmark in cinematic history. No this could only be good right? No. This game takes a movie that was such a nice warm film and turns in into a uncompromisable monster that only makes the player angry, confused and overall extremely disappointed. It would be similar to beating off to a transvestite to learn it is really your dad in the 80's. Oh yeah this game is comparable to that believe it or not.
So down to business, what is this game about? No one fucking knows. I don't think that even the producers knew, I don't know and you wouldn't either but you shouldn't play it because that would mean you have done nothing but wasted a small amount of life you will never get back. But from what I can gather you go around this dense world, collecting squiggles, falling in holes and being chased by some Dick Tracy looking character and some doctor that who when picks up E.T. causes him to have a seizure. Your guess is as good is mine. Oh and you have a compass at the top of the screen that is like an epileptic watching a strobe light and never leads to anything. Mean while your score keeps decreasing with every move you take and once your score hits zero, which can sometimes be unexpected, you then turn white and die. But then, like the little angel he is, a boy appears and you just pop back to life, still confused, angrier and ready to quite or at least I was and did. This is pretty much the game. Really, that is it. There is no more to the game.
A little gameplay from yours truely
Well that is about all that can be said for this one as their is literally no more content to discuss, it is simply just shit. But hey who knows? Maybe some crazed individual has spent years playing it and has figured it out. No I doubt it, this game just fucking blows. 
Look at the lush landscape and amazing graphics.
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